I have the biggest spider in the world trapped under a cup (thanks, Mom). I obviously won’t be sleeping tonight, so I should probably go downstairs and run since my lazy ass went to a lunch and a movie today instead….except the treadmill is in the basement aka home of ALL THE SPIDERS so that’s probably not going to happen.

BTW, if you want to feel equally lazy, fat, and inspired, go see First Position. You’ll thank God for normal parents and curse him for your concrete joints. It’s awesome. Those kids are nuts.
